Referring to an earlier post where I described Armand’s affinity for gathering new nicknames like most people gather knick-knacks, and my own crazy little songs I create for him mostly to entertain myself, I bring you a small update.
The newest song (and associated nickname) came recently:
He has pants
He has very tiny pants.
Looking back, really, it’s no worse than “Itsy Bitsy Spider”, it just has a much thinner plot.
I have also begun referring to him as Bradley Pooper, Anderson Pooper, and Bumbledore.